Jump First. Think Later.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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Via Queen Bee

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

(Source: catleecious)



mirandarose1187:

mirandarose1187:

Hellacopter

I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me





mizzjade:

toferjv:

this gets funnier every time i watch it

This is me.

(Source: epic-vines)


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johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr



bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

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????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

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realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*


Via LETS' ALL DROWN WITHIN OUR FEELS




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iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

Via whyhellothere!!

shadgandel:

My favourite fighting style is Large Imposing Bear (x)


Via whyhellothere!!

Kuroko…more like MY KOKOROOOOO. 💔💔💔


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